Cats Galore
So why hasn't Mom put pictures of us on her website before? Don't we get equal time with that damn dog?
Well, guys, it could be because most of the time you're doing this:

Still, you should get some web time too:

Stripes
Two pillows are comfier than one.

Onslow
The Prince of Darkness

Baxter
Why'd they buy a shredder when I have such perfectly good claws?

Stripes
Holding up the wall is hard work.

Stripes
Who left the lights on?

Baxter
My vast expanse of white belly is impressive, isn't it?

Onslow
That sinking feeling.

Ginny
Under the old shade table.

Baxter
Three bowls, and all of them empty. Call the SPCA.

Ginny
What do you mean, you want to go to bed? I'm comfortable here.

Stripes
No, it's not a fisheye lens. I'm just fat.

Onslow
I hate it when Mom comes to put the laundry in the washer.